Just in time for Christmas, the five best, ball busting, load releasing sex toys and sex products every would love to have:

1) Tenga Flip Hole

From Tenga, masters of the brilliantly designed onacup one off pocket pussies comes the Tenga Flip Hole, a state-of-the-art masturbation device for men. It looks and feels like no other male sex toy ever made. 3 buttons create separate, individually controlled actions with a thrilling assault course of beads and nubs to make the ride intensely pleasurable.

2) Tracey Cox Super Sex Stroker

A brilliantly versatile sex toy for men. The Supersex Stroker has two tantalising textures which stroke, tease, entice and excite your whole length. Great fun to use alone or with a partner. Works as a great little clit tickler on ladies too!

3) Love Honey Vibra Exciter Mobile Phone Vibrator for Men

He’ll look forward to every text and phone call from you with this marvel of masturbatory communication. It’s the world’s first mobile phone sex toy for men! The LoveHoney VibraExciter’s twin-bullet cock ring is activated when the wearer receives a call or a text message on their mobile phone. Just dial 0 for Orgasm!

4) Stud 100 Premjact Delay Spray

A welcome gift for you as much as for him! This top quality, medically tested desensitizing spray puts the delay in having it away. One spray of Stud 100 reduces the sensitivity to touch of the penis in order to delay climax. Improved formula features Lidocaine, a local anaesthetic.

5) Autoblow Blast

If he’s been pestering you to love him up down below, get him the Autoblow Blast. It’s the best fully automatic deep throat blowjob he’s ever likely to get. Once inside the soft silicone sleeve, microbeads ride up and down the entire length of his aching cock. A great sex training unit too, teaching him to control orgasm and build staying power.