There’s a Dawn washing up liquid commercial on You Tube from the 1980’s where the wife asks at the end of the ad ‘do you want a blowjob?’ In itself it is mildly amusing. They no doubt had some fun with a few warm up out takes before shooting the serious stuff. However what makes this a lot more amusing are the many comments raised on a site where the commercial is being shown.
Some believe it must have been so incredibly cool to be around in the 80’s that it was perfectly acceptable to end a commercial with the question ‘do you want a blowjob?’
Others report that recording techniques were so poor in those dim and distant days that the pronunciation could easily be misconstrued, and that she is saying something much more prosaic. In fact, sound recording was excellent in the ‘80’s.
Then there are those that have hit the rewind button again and again and concluded with great authority that she is actually saying ‘Do you want a pork chop?’ This take on what she is saying is confirmed by at least three other contributors, “Yeah she is definitely saying ‘Do you want a pork chop?’
There’s another guy who believes ‘do you want a blowjob’ could be some 80’s slang for drug taking.
Of course the ‘80’s were such a long time ago, beyond living memory for most people. So for the record, she is saying ‘do you want a blowjob?’ it’s a warm up gag before the real shooting starts. It was not customary or acceptable to end any commercial with such a question. There is no pork chop in sight, and it is not some kind of obscure eighties drug code.
Incidentally, while we have your attention, if you do want a blowjob, (and of course you do!) try the Autoblow Blast. It’ll give you a truly authentic deep throat blowjob at a pace you can control – and best of all, you won’t have to wash the dishes to get it. In fact the Autoblow will blow you reliably and faithfully if you never touch another dish, or whether the grass grows above your knees.
So naturally if they were to reshoot this commercial in 2010, the script would now read:
Woman: Do you want a blowjob?
Man: No thanks you brazen hussy, I’ll stick with my Autoblow Blast, now get back to what you’re supposed to be doing which is washing the dishes.
