Men are not noted for being the best shoppers. Variety and choice can become very confusing for them. An overwhelming sense of impatience overcomes them, because of all the decisions that can be made or should be made, the most important thing of all is to make a quick decision. Real men don’t dither and deliberate. They do.

If confronted by too much choice, with the exception of cars and drill bits, men will simply opt for the product which looks good. That’s because men are governed by what they see, visual stimulus rules.

If a woman were ever to choose a realistic vagina the last factor she would consider is the look. First she would feel the type of plastic, then check out the number of speeds on the multi-speed controller, and most importantly, weigh up the cost versus the features on offer. You can test this theory for yourself by accompanying your wife or girlfriend to the supermarket. Note how long it takes for her to choose the fruit and vegetables. A man could complete the entire shopping trip while she’s still agonising over the size of cabbages.

So it’s anyone’s guess why they gave men so many pocket pussies to choose from. There’s simply too much choice and too little advice on what is best. For example, on just one online sex store among dozens, there are over 100 different realistic vagina products. Then there are even more pocket pussy versions of several realistic vagina’s taking up countless ages – but who will ever click past page 2?

So here’s our guide to picking the perfect pussy for your needs:.

Choose your Porn Star: The chances are, if she’s been into porn for more than five minutes she’ll have either a signature pocket pussy or realistic vagina on the market. If you favour a particular starlet you can quickly search her product online.

Plastics: Look for CyberSkin, Futurotic, RealSkin, UR3, FantaFlesh or Loveskin. All these flesh like materials are phthalate free, easy to clean and warm to the touch. Silicone is the most hygienic and easiest to clean,

Love tunnels: The better quality realistic vaginas have separate love tunnels, the cheaper ones tend not to. One love tunnel simply means whether you  penetrate the ass or the pussy, it’s going to feel the same which is not exactly true to life and defeats the object of the exercise.

Position: Which way do you want to drill your realistic pussy? Missionary? Doggie style? Jackhammer? Once you’ve decided this you can cut out dozens of products from consideration. The way you penetrate the product will add to the level of excitement you will experience.

If ever you have visited an online sex store and looked under the section for men, you cannot fail to have noticed the heading ‘Realistic Pussy’ or ‘Realistic Vagina’. Click on this choice and you will be taken to a fairytale land of page after page of perfectly and painstakingly re-created pussy at a price to suit your pocket.

Welcome to one of the top selling categories of sex toys for men. If these pussies look so authentic in every detail, it’s because many of them have been molded directly from the pussy, and often the ass, of a legion of porn princesses, who have all latched on to the idea that they can profit from you busting to pork their perfect pussy replica.

To achieve replica pussy perfection, a pink plastic goo is prepared and coated liberally over the porn star’s genitals and anus  The resulting mold perfectly reproduces every last cute little wrinkle of her privates.

It’s then lovingly hand painted in authentic pussy lip hues making the finished product as close to the real thing as possible.

As you penetrate these state of the art plastic love tunnels, authenticity can sometimes take a back seat to sensitivity. A cunning assortment of nubs, beads and air chambers, the likes of which you would never encounter in a real pussy, are incorporated into the love tunnel so as to make the whole experience a mind blower.

Then there’s the extra touch that many porn stars love to add as their signature. This could perhaps be a mold of the porn star’s own hands invitingly holding the pussy open, or provocatively fingering the lips.

The position in which the pussy is modelled is all important too. Research suggests that men go for the doggie position above all others, so many of the realistic pussies assume that position. However, there’s also good old missionary and the ever popular jackhammer.

Next there’s the addition of the magic bullet, sometimes called the love bullet. This enables the sex toy to give off powerful vibrations as the toy is penetrated and pumped.

The plastics are designed to recreate as closely as possible the soft, cool feel of female flesh. For example, all Doc Johnson realistic pussies are made from UR3, whereas the Topco toys tend to favor CyberSkin, or CyberSkin Virtual Touch Technology, but there’s also Loveskin, FantaFlesh, Futurotic, RealSkin and more besides.

Prices for these realistic pussies vary as much as the pussies themselves. Some of the porn star pussies are retailing at over $380, but then some non endorsed products also retail for just as much.

There’s a realistic pussy to suit everyone’s pocket, and if you can’t afford a realistic pussy, you can literally opt for the cheaper pocket version.