Just in time for Christmas, the five best, ball busting, load releasing sex toys and sex products every would love to have:

1) Tenga Flip Hole

From Tenga, masters of the brilliantly designed onacup one off pocket pussies comes the Tenga Flip Hole, a state-of-the-art masturbation device for men. It looks and feels like no other male sex toy ever made. 3 buttons create separate, individually controlled actions with a thrilling assault course of beads and nubs to make the ride intensely pleasurable.

2) Tracey Cox Super Sex Stroker

A brilliantly versatile sex toy for men. The Supersex Stroker has two tantalising textures which stroke, tease, entice and excite your whole length. Great fun to use alone or with a partner. Works as a great little clit tickler on ladies too!

3) Love Honey Vibra Exciter Mobile Phone Vibrator for Men

He’ll look forward to every text and phone call from you with this marvel of masturbatory communication. It’s the world’s first mobile phone sex toy for men! The LoveHoney VibraExciter’s twin-bullet cock ring is activated when the wearer receives a call or a text message on their mobile phone. Just dial 0 for Orgasm!

4) Stud 100 Premjact Delay Spray

A welcome gift for you as much as for him! This top quality, medically tested desensitizing spray puts the delay in having it away. One spray of Stud 100 reduces the sensitivity to touch of the penis in order to delay climax. Improved formula features Lidocaine, a local anaesthetic.

5) Autoblow Blast

If he’s been pestering you to love him up down below, get him the Autoblow Blast. It’s the best fully automatic deep throat blowjob he’s ever likely to get. Once inside the soft silicone sleeve, microbeads ride up and down the entire length of his aching cock. A great sex training unit too, teaching him to control orgasm and build staying power.

The Autoblow Blast is to blowjobs what Boeing is to flying. It’s your passport to a  safe, assured, expert blowjob that gets you to where you want to go every time.

There are many oro simulators on the market, but this is the first and best of the fully automatic blowjob machines. The Autoblow asks nothing more of you than to sit back, relax, switch on and settle in for a session that doesn’t only blow your aching cock, but also your mind.

That’s because, once you’ve inserted yourself into the soft silicone sleeve, rows of micro beads ride up and down the full length of your shaft, simulating the experience of a deep throat blowjob. The multi-speed controller allows you to increase or reduce the speed, or vary the speed throughout the session. The important difference i, unlike a real blowjob, this baby doesn’t stop, or getting fed up, or suddenly remember it’s missing Desperate Housewives. No, with the Autoblow, you’re guaranteed to get blown until you come like a steam train.

With regular practice it’s also an excellent way to build up stamina. Finishing too soon can become incredibly frustrating and embarrassing when you’re out to impress. The Autoblow teaches you restraint, and the power of holding back to make the subsequent orgasm all the more intense.

We therefore have no hesitation in making the Autoblow Blast our Sex Toy of the month, and if you have never experienced a fully automatic, unquestioning uncomplaining blowjob before, this is a great place to start. Check out www.roboticblowjob.com